Walking...
Listen up Meanderthals, if you don’t know how to moonwalk-the-walk on water it’s time to take a hike. Pedestrian etiquette appears to be your Achilles heel while out for a stroll. Sometimes, you just parade about dragging cold feet as if you’re marching to a different tune. Well folks, you can run before you walk a tightrope, but you can’t hide! This footstep-by-step rank list will pull the rug out from under you as you pace back-and-forth on eggshells before walking the plank, which will leave the rest of us walking on air in the park. Now, wouldn’t it be easier if you’d simply find your footing to walk the line?
“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” ~ Helen Keller
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