For all you wayfaring wanderers, it’s time to clear the air on the beaten path. When it comes to travel etiquette, many migrating people running on fumes miss the boat while vacationing. Thankfully for those trekking with itchy feet, this red-eye rank list may help blues travelers living out of a suitcase learn how to act before it’s bon voyage. So, to avoid a tourist trap trip down memory lane, as you journey westward while flying by the seat of your pants, vote on these shameful steps taken by pesky passengers on a pilgrimage so you can join the mile high club. Prepare for liftoff!

“Traveling—it leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.” ~ Ibn Battuta

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