Pole Hugger on a NYC Subway Train

"Not only do you leave nowhere for other straphangers to hold on to when you hug a pole like this, you also make it harder for people to enter or exit the train because you're blocking most of the aisle. Besides, no one wants to grab a pole warmed by your ass!"
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