These Handshakes Will Leave a Bad Impression

The art of the handshake, it seems so simple but there are so many ways to screw it up. The Vise Grip, The Quick Release, The Moist Palm, The Dead Fish, The Premature Gesticulation, The Lingering Touch, The Fist Bump, The Shake and Hug, all of these may be sending the wrong message.

The perfect handshake can be hard to pull off. But just keep it simple. Two shakes, firm grip—not too firm—and release. And remember, nobody likes to fist bump!

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