So Close to Parking in One Parking Spot
"This person must have really wanted a table at Table 9 because it appears they just jumped out of the car before finishing parking it."
PUTTING AN END TO ACTS OF RUDENESS ONE RUDE ACT AT A TIME
You're Like Everyone Else, Different
Anthonism's quote, "You Are Just Like Everyone Else, Different." T-shirts available in many styles and colors. $30.95 (Zazzle usually has 15% off promos)
'Mind Your Manners!' Citation
Fake Citation: You are hereby cited for violating social norms, disobeying codes of conduct, and committing acts of rudeness $7.00 + S/H
'My Mind Keeps Fcuknig With My Head'
What's wrong with your thinking cap? Well, putting whether or not you're thinking straight aside, the brain is built to play tricks on you and this witty t-shirt design demonstrates one of the many mind numbing ways it does so. $35.95 (Zazzle usually has 15% off promos) In our Zazzle Store