Parking Tickets: For Those Who've Crossed the Line


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The Way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out

A hilarious collection of snarky cards designed to be torn off and left for drivers of badly parked cars. Buy Parking Tickets @ Amazon.com! Did someone park his Miata parallel across the last three perpendicular spaces? And there’s no parking enforcement around to bust him? No problem. Thanks to Parking Tickets readers can issue a cleverly designed and perfectly humiliating “fine” to the inconsiderate owner. There are simple messages —“You’re a space hog” — angry cards — “It was either this or a crowbar through your window” — and sarcastic tickets —“Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.” Together they provide good parkers an outlet to vent their frustrations toward people who deserve it, and maybe raise that driver’s consciousness. Wallet-sized to fit in a pocket, purse, or glove box, Parking Tickets has tailor-made insults for every poor parking job. So next time someone parks four feet from the curb in front of the office, try “Didn’t know it was national ‘Let Your Child Drive to Work Day.’”

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