New Rank Page: The Best of the Worst Pick-up Lines

Men have been contemplating and, unfortunately, using cheesy pick-up lines for ages. Maybe, it’s not such a bad idea if you are simply trying to break the ice with a laugh, but most men will be turned away with their tails between their legs when trying to dazzle a dame with this chintzy charm. Rank the pick-up lines below and add your own so we can find out which is the best of the worst!
START RANKING CHEESY PICK-UP LINES

Here is what we started with to get the cheese rolling:
Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
Are you good with directions? Great. Then, what is the quickest way back to your place?
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Screw me if I'm wrong, but Is your name Lolanthe? I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead? I lost my virginity! Can I have yours? I bet you $100 that you can't turn me hetero. Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk around you three or four more times? If I said you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? [Guy puts out his hand] Will you hold this while I go for a walk? What do you like for breakfast? I bet you $50 you're not going to talk to me. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! You might as well kiss me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway. Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb. If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the shit. Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something...Then hand her a piece of paper with your phone number. My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass? That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Hey baby, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
Is it just me or do most guys picture you naked?
