Al Mahan's "That's a Moron" w/ Lyrics - Parody of Dean Martin's "That's Amore"
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Hilarious parody set to Dean Martin's "That's Amore" by Al Mahan. Young People doing dumb, daring, and dangerously stupid stuff.
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Lyrics
He’s on TV where macho reigns No common sense, ain’t got no brains When the boom hits the guy Don’t waste time, don’t ask why That’s a moron When you you find twisted spine Cuz he crashed through some sign That’s a moron Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling Then it’s time to sing with a little falsetto Then he’ll sway, tippy tippy tay Then he’s gonna pay when he cracks his patella When some young crazy fool Tries to jump ‘cross the pool That’s a moron When he flies from a tree Finds he’s cracked up to be just a nut When you walk on a beam
and you know you’ll be screaming, “I’m okay…” Scusami, butt you see That there thing on TV That’s a moron When the boom hits the guy Don’t waste time, don’t ask why That’s a moron When you you find twisted spine Teeth need all realigned That’s a moron Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling ting-a-ling-a-ling, when that thing rings his bella Then he’ll sway, tippy tippy tay Then he’s gonna pay when he cracks his patella When some young, crazy goof Goes and jumps off a roof That’s a moron Leave the shows to the pros Who get paid through the nose to be dumb When you slide down a beam and you know you’ll be screaming in mortal pain Scusami, but you see Certified, guaranteed That’s a moron That’s a moron
