The Man's Marbles Store Has Opened!
The Man's Marbles Store has officially opened with it's one and only product, the "Mind Your Manners" Citation. Eventually, our coffers will be filled with hilarious gag gifts, T-shirts, stickers, hats, and more, that will be geared towards keeping rude people in line by saying the things that you never had the guts to. Hell, they may just save you from receiving that punch in the face for opening your big mouth in the first place!
All products are designed by Man's Marbles. The items in "Our Shop," which can be purchased via PayPal, are warehoused by and ship directly from us. Merchandise in the "Zazzle Store," (coming sooner or later), will obviously be delivered to your door by Zazzle.
Perhaps, just maybe, one day we'll be able to afford a shopping cart. Until then, have a good laugh while reading over the "Mind Your Manner's" Citation below;
Have you ever desired to "fine" someone for being rude, acting out of line, or doing something inconsiderate? Well, with this hysterical gag gift, here is your chance to do just that. Terrible park job? Someone butting in line? Need to diffuse an argument? You can now ticket people for anything your imagination can dream up. Not only are these citation's practical for reminding rude people to mind their manners, they are great for a few good laughs!
3x5 Glued Booklet
25 Citations
Carbonless Copy
$7.00 + s/h
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You are hereby cited for violating social norms,
disobeying codes of conduct,
and committing acts of rudeness.
Specific Offense:
Check here if the defendant smells
You must answer to the charge of:
Inconsiderate asshole
Willfully ignorant
Mindless fool
Careless recklessness
Birdbrained
Superior Selfishness
Egotistical maniac
Losing your marbles
All-around douchebag
Incredible stupidity
Obnoxious jerk
Reckless carelessness
Bumbling buffoon
Lazy pig
Dirty rotten s.o.b.
Raised by animals
MIND YOUR MANNERS!
To plead not guilty, follow the instructions on
