Shit New Yorkers Say


by Anthonism

Nailed it! Not only can you hear a New Yorker say one of these phrases on a daily basis but, even though these guys are mocking the stereotypical Manhattanite, you will see them say it with the same "holier than thou" superiority complex attitude as well. If you heart NY, this video may make you feel embarrassed to call it home. If not, then it might only reinforce your negative opinion. Either way, it should definitely make you laugh.

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To discover why David Blend says, "Unfortunately, we live in New York, which means almost everyone thinks they're better than everyone else," read his sad but true article, 26 ridiculous reasons New Yorkers think they're better than other New Yorkers.

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Video written by Eliot Glazer.

Featuring Eliot and Ilana Glazer, who are siblings, not married.

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Directed and Edited by Matt Mayer Produced by Seth Keim

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