Should You Post A Selfie?


by Anthonism

This outrageously funny CollegeHumor.com video depicts a girl's conscience duking it out over whether she should post a selfie. Unfortunately, the 'bad' girl wins and unbeknownst to her, she pays the price.

Poll: People who do not know how ridiculous their

"duck face" looks while taking a "selfie" are...

Be sure to check out other hilarious videos from College Humor!

Transcript:

…humming some crappy pop song…

'Dumb' Girl "Oh, hello."

'Bad' Girl "Do it! Take a selfie."

'Dumb' Girl "Here? In the bathroom?"

'Bad' Girl "Mmhmmm."

'Good' Girl "Isn't that a little narcissistic?”

'Dumb' Girl "Oh."

'Bad' Girl "Selfies are empowering. They help young girls redefine the standards of beauty."

'Dumb' Girl "Oh, that's nice."

'Bad' Girl "So stick out your tits and take a picture!"

'Dumb' Girl "'Kay"

'Bad' Girl "(Sigh) Adorbz."

'Good' Girl "I'm just concerned that this is going to come across as some like pathetic plea for attention.”

'Dumb' Girl "Oh.”

'Bad' Girl "Do you know what selfie stands for? Self portrait. Guess who does self portraits? Artists like Van Gogh."

'Good' Girl "And James Franco!"

'Bad' Girl "Astronauts take selfies."

'Good' Girl "In outer space as they test the limits of mankind! Not in the bathroom where they just took a shit."

'Dumb' Girl "She made me second guess my selfie."

'Bad' Girl "It's fine, no first draft ever made it to Instagram. Just relax, you know, let your body just fall the way it naturally does."

'Good' Girl "You can't post that. You will look like a raging narcissist."

'Bad' Girl "It's the internet, everyone does. Just hashtag no makeup and text somebody to cancer."

'Good' Girl "That's indulgences. Paying money to be relieved of guilt? No one's going to buy that."

'Bad' Girl "Why do you give such a fuck what other people think?"

'Good' Girl "Uhhh, actually I don't give a fuck. That's why I don't post selfies."

'Bad' Girl "Well, I don't either, and that's why I do."

'Dumb' Girl "I also don't give a fuuuck."

'Bad' Girl "Fine. Make a weird face but caption it; Being silly, what is my life."

'Bad' Girl “Whoa. No. Cute weird."

'Dumb' Girl "Oh."

'Bad' Girl "Stick your tongue out, but still have beautiful eyes. Now look away like you don't know you are taking a picture of yourself.”

'Good' Girl "Does that make sense to you, what you just said?"

'Bad' Girl "Now, hold up a sign about feminism, but still have great cleavage. (Gasp)"

'Good' Girl "It's really starting to seem like you do give a fuck."

'Bad' Girl "(Sigh) Adorbz!"

'Dumb' Girl "<texting>Just being a nerd #nomakeup…"

'Good' Girl "No one's going to fall for this."

'Dumb' Girl "<texting cont.>…I don't normally post selfie's, but just bein' goofy and liven' life. LOL! #CancerResearch"

'Friend' 1 "Oh, gross. Did you see Erin's new selfie?"

'Friend' 2 "She is such an attention whore! It's like, stop shoving your face in my feed"

<Posting comment> "ADORBZ!"

#etiquetteed #popculture #spoof #anthonism

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