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Sex Ed won’t teach you how to get lucky slapping sloppies after fooling around, and your parents can’t prepare you for how the birds and bees knock boots while rolling around in the hay, but, if you’re in virgin territory near the Hershey highway, this x-rated rank list will coach you on how NOT to foreplay the field during gland-to-gland combat between the sheets. So, before you get banged, boned, rode, nailed, screwed and pounded, hook up with an old flame and vote on the things that annoy you most about the hanky-panky. Now, get busy and go all the way…we won’t kiss and tell.
"Sex is the last refuge of the miserable." ~ Quentin Crisp
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