Common courtesy takes another slap in the face as this smart person with a dumb phone blares the news at 5 o'clock in the morning on the 1 train in NYC.
Later that day, in an unrelated case, a man was admitted into Mount Sinai Hospital with a large object inserted deep in his bum. Witnesses say a muffled robotic voice could be heard from his nether regions, repeating the phrase, "What can I help you with?" He is in Siri-ous condition.
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