Petiquette...

“Who let the dogs out?” Who knows, but the cat’s outta the bag in this monkey business. Not to separate the sheep from the goats, but some awkward as a cow on roller skates pet owners are blind as a bat and poor as a church mouse when it comes to the petiquette pink elephant. Thankfully, this dirty rat race rank list will pull the rabbit out of the hat as it teaches you to be sly as a fox, unless you’re a drunk skunk crying wolf. If it’s barking up the wrong tree or casting pearls before swine or simply for the birds, turn tail now. Otherwise, drop the herd mentality and get ahead of the pack by chomping at the voting bit below!

“Physical bravery is an animal instinct; moral bravery is much higher and truer courage.” ~ Wendell Phillips