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“Who let the dogs out?” Who knows, but the cat’s outta the bag in this monkey business. Not to separate the sheep from the goats, but some awkward as a cow on roller skates pet owners are blind as a bat and poor as a church mouse when it comes to the petiquette pink elephant. Thankfully, this dirty rat race rank list will pull the rabbit out of the hat as it teaches you to be sly as a fox, unless you’re a drunk skunk crying wolf. If it’s barking up the wrong tree or casting pearls before swine or simply for the birds, turn tail now. Otherwise, drop the herd mentality and get ahead of the pack by chomping at the voting bit below!
“Physical bravery is an animal instinct; moral bravery is much higher and truer courage.” ~ Wendell Phillips
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 'Mind Your Manners!' CitationFake Citation: You are hereby cited for violating social norms, disobeying codes of conduct, and committing acts of rudeness $7.00 + S/H |
 'My Mind Keeps Fcuknig With My Head'What's wrong with your thinking cap? Well, putting whether or not you're thinking straight aside, the brain is built to play tricks on you and this witty t-shirt design demonstrates one of the many mind numbing ways it does so. $35.95 (Zazzle usually has 15% off promos) In our Zazzle Store |
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