"Mind Your Manners!" Citation

Have you ever desired to "fine" someone for being rude, acting out of line, or doing something inconsiderate?  Well, with this hysterical gag gift, here is your chance to do just that.  Terrible park job?  Someone butting in line?  Need to diffuse an argument?  You can now ticket people for anything your imagination can dream up.  Not only are these citation's practical for reminding rude people to mind their manners, they are great for a few good laughs!


  • 3x5 Glued Booklet

  • 25 Citations

  • Carbonless Copy


*Note -  Be sure to take a picture, or video, of the tickets you write and send it to us so we can post it on Man's Marbles.




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~ Currently, this item ONLY ships to the U.S. ~



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