Holidays...

It’s that time of year to be full of cheer as this hell on a holiday section brings you all the bells and whistles. Now, doesn’t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy? No? Then, it’s time to spike the eggnog! Rank these holiday no-nos so we can get back to our puppy-loving, April-fooling, egg-hunting, fire-cracking, trick-or-treating, turkey-carving, hall-decking good times. Also, make sure your ball-dropping resolution is to never celebrate these naughty nuisances. It’s the gift that keeps giving.

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up—they have no holidays.” ~ Henny Youngman