Funeral...

When it comes to paying your respects for the food for worms, no other occasion prompts one to be on their best behavior before one’s last breath.  If not, you may appear cold and lifeless to the fallen angel assuming room temperature. So, before giving up the ghost, grab a Tombstone pizza and rank these pet peeves found at funerals. It could save your life, or, at least, R.I.P.

“The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.” ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero