Doorways...
A potentially poor way to get one’s foot in the door is to commit these faux pas’ regarding ingresses and egresses which could make you appear to have regressed to a primal state. But, I digress. As the saying goes, ‘When one door shuts, another one opens.’ Hopefully, the one opening doesn’t get slammed in your face while the one closing hits your ass on the way out! So, before you get locked up in the house with many doors, rank these most annoying things people do with doors and in doorways. It is, of course, the golden key to open any door.
“Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.” ~ Coco Chanel
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